NBA SIX DAYS A WEEK: Here's the 2002-2003 NBA tv schedule, I'm seeing the words "Clippers" and "New Jersey" quite a bit--which is a big big plus. In fact, I'm seeing New Jersey sixteen times, and New York twelve times, which proves there is a basketball god who serves up rich creamy bowls of justice. And TEN Clippers games. And two Miami heat games. And an astonishing 22 Dallas Mavericks games. The ABC/ESPN/TNT tyranny is a lot more fun than the NBC tyranny thus far. Awww, check this out:

The league's opening week includes four consecutive days of nationally televised doubleheaders and the expected debut of No. 1 draft pick Yao Ming with the Houston Rockets on Oct. 30.

Four days, eight games. Me want happen now.