OH LORDY: Bill Walton has a Page Two column. Via Rapmaster. It's full of random personal details as Bill goes about his daily life--it's almost like a blog.

Me and my brother play the Bill Walton game sometimes, by the way. It's when you take some perceived fault with something and plus it into a standard bit of Waltonspeak. Like: "C'mon, Dunkin Donuts! The grand stage of American donut shops--and you're selling apple crumb donuts? That's HORrible!" The HORrible seals the deal, of course. It amuses us.