THE VAST LEFT-WING ACORN CONSPIRACY: Right? Didn't they get Obama elected via thousands of fake voters? Or worse yet, voters who don't even own property? The dastards! Subverting our democracy at every opportunity. I thus cannot recommend Jesse Walker's even-handed analysis of the group's demise at all. And remember, kids, Jesse's a glibertarian. He writes for Reason! He has to be!

(Sarcasm tags applied in this parenthetical. In cyberspace, nobody can hear you be ironic.)