IPAD APRIL FOOL'S JOKES THAT WOULD MAKE ME BUY AN IPAD: I soooo very want an iCade:

And then I read the article and have hope:

Though the product is actually a clever (and cruel) April Fool's joke, Ty Liotta, ThinkGeek's merchandising manager and head of custom product design, told Ars that it could very well end up being a real product. "People would really like to buy it, and we have had many people e-mailing and requesting it be created," Liotta said. "Our customers know we have turned April Fools items into real products before, so they know there is the potential there."