BIG TEN EXPANSION ENTERING THE INEVITABLE "VERY SILLY" PHASE: God bless Justin Slotman for quoting some Rivals writer's twitter. No--god damn Justin Slotman:

Latest Big Ten expansion buzz I hear has the league looking at Texas, Maryland and Vandy while also focusing on Texas A&M and Virginia.

You see? Now we're just getting ridiculous.

 The other silly rumor I heard--just to keep the silliness in one post--is that if the Big Ten goes megaconference the SEC responds by taking TX, A&M, OK and OK State. You heard it fifth-hand here first!