2 hours ago
Tuesday, January 14, 2003
IMAGINED CONVERSATION WITH AUTHORITY FIGURE: "You know what your deal is? You have a tiny little sphincter. Am I right? You can barely get the waste products out. Me, I have an expansive sphincter--the poops just drop out. My sphincter contains volumes. Freud was wrong about a lot of things but he was right about the sphincter and you, my friend, are a case in point." Or whatever that phrase is, he thought to himself.