4 hours ago
Friday, January 03, 2003
WNBA CRAPPING OUT WATCH: The Portland Fire finally are put down. If anything kills the WNBA, it'll be these atrocious franchise names. The worst are now behind us--the Miracle, Sol, Fire and Starrzzzzz. The Fever and the Sting are lousy too. On the other hand, the Washington Mystics have one of the best franchise names ever, being a better sort-of synonym for their NBA counterpart Wizards. With the WNBA down to like twelve teams, maybe the league pass will be twenty bucks. And you still won't want to buy it.