MUST....BLOG....BUT TOO....STUPID: Don't expect too much out of me the next eight weeks, is all I'm saying. Not that I'm really lighting it up right now.

But. One post a day.

All I want is one post a day.

Even if I have to resort to my least favorite sports column cliche and make every sentence a paragraph in order to artificially lengthen what I'm writing.

Even that.

I will do that.

I have no shame.

Oh yes.