I DUNNO: Out of the three most famous NBA couples--Jackie and Doug Christie, Jason and Joumana Kidd, Kobe and Vanessa Bryant--are the Christies actually the least pathological? Or are they just the most openly pathological? Sure, it's weird to follow your husband around for the entire NBA season, but at least Jackie is sure Doug isn't fooling around. Meanwhile Joumana is forcing T.J. on the nation (resulting in his broken collar bone), you have those unspecified domestic abuse charges--quickly filed away--and just the general impression that she's CEO of Jason Kidd Enterprises. And Vanessa Bryant nee Laine has always given off the crazy vibes to me--Kobe shoulda listened to Jellybean. Anyway, discuss amongst yourselves.