REMEMBER: NBA Playoffs begin tomorrow at 12:30. There's like 18 hours of basketball to be watched, and I'm sure we'll all huddle around our televisions in a communal festival of basketball unity. Well, we should. Why are there like five bloggers who watch the NBA (Tim Kraus, Shanti, Layne & Welch, myself) and like five thousand who watch the NHL? Do the recruitment packages the hockey cult temples offer involve free internet? I don't get it.