PROTEIN WISDOM: Have the latest mor on cartoon. And I think in the spirit of the BritneyBlog the creaticals have drafted Elizabeth Wurtzel to comment on their posts. Wurtzel is Britney-like in some highbrow way, isnt she?

Sidenote: If I wasn't an HTML boob I'd do one of those get your war on cartoons; the first panel would say:

"Damn man, I got fucking Instapunditted for writing about bearded Spock! Can you believe that fucking shit?"

The second:

"And you followed it up with some nonsense about the moral philosophy of Bizarro Superman! What the fuck were you thinking?"

The third:

Oh, I don't know. God has his reasons for keeping me an HTML boob.