SPEAKING OF BEER: The latest Miller Lite ad has one of the mischievous lads writing himself into the catfight fantasy. He receives his comeuppance in the end, as one of his unlucky dates adds a final twist to the dreamscape, turning it into a nightmarish combat between pasty fratboy and overweight, underloved middle-aged male. I guess with all the outcry about the original ad the Miller Lite higher-ups couldn't let them just have their goofy fantasy. A shame, really. Or not.