YOUR STRIPPERS IN THE PUBLIC CONSCIOUSNESS REPORT FOR THE WEEK OF MAY 1ST, 2005: For those of you keeping score at home:

If you're a female, describing your night out at the strip club is just cute.

If you're a male, describing your night out at the strip club is unspeakably sleazy, makes you worthy of public condemnation, and--most tellingly--did not actually happen during the week of May 1st, 2005.

There you go. For what it's worth, there is a chance I could have found Laura's speech funny if it hadn't been so obviously scripted. Which may be why I can't enjoy any of the members of the Bush team.