I FLEW ON AN AIRPLANE TODAY: If I was The Mustache of Understanding (Tom Friedman; as opposed to Mustache, The Destroyer of Worlds, John Bolton) I would write a whole column about how Chinese airports are leaving our primitive airports in the dust. But sadly my upper lip remains hairless, and I have no enhanced knowledge (or pure destructive power.) I can only say that it's really chintzy for the Philly airport to not have free wireless. I bet Jinan's got free wireless! (Randomly googled Chinese city is random.)