OF COURSE I WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT A HUNDRED APRIL FOOL'S SPOOFS: If someone would please rid me of any and all stories that involve the iPad, especially any using the descriptor "laptop-killer." Who is this for? That segment of the population with magically greaseless pores on their fingertips? Am I the only one who doesn't eat while he surfs? Oh, and for god's sake: "The browser lacks tabs." Does it even come with a stand or anything? I mean holding a screen is not my preferred way to watch a film.