NOTHING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT TODAY: The prospect of Miss USA losing her crown due to pole dancing pictures where she's more clothed than she was in the contest is too silly to talk about. Everything else--I have nothing to add. Here, have a cat picture:
My caption would be some version of Mr Burns' old line about resisting something, but he's paralyzed with rage. Perhaps something about being nonplussed into immobility. Or, "I'd do something, but a slow burn is the only possible reaction here." Or something. Via here.
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