CHARLOTTE CHURCH: If --like me-- you had heard that Charlotte Church (everyone's favorite teenage classical music star) had said something contra common sense about the attacks, and you weren't quite sure what, here's something about it. I mean, she's fifteen, right? She mostly sounds like it, displaying the lack of empathy and all-around ignorance thought common to the proto-adult. But her Paul McCartney-bashing appeals to my hideous sense of generational envy, and I hope she nurtures it into her adult years.