2 hours ago
Saturday, December 22, 2001
BOMB SCARE: I just saw on MSNBC that a guy on a plane from Paris to Miami was trying to light his shoes on fire (which happened to be made of C-4), bit a flight attendant, got gang-tackled and then strapped in a chair while the plane got diverted to Boston. I guess the new eternal vigilance system (as opposed to the old take-my-wallet-just-don't-hurt-me system) is working out. Meanwhile, the Blogistan Insolvent Press is reporting that Jeannie Ohm is a total fox.