YOUR GREATEST GOOGLE SEARCH THAT FINDS MY WEBLOG POST OF THE DAY: "Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki fan fiction." Which is two steps away from "Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki slash fiction." Holy crap, there actually is some. Crikey. I am appalled and amused. Nash/Nowitzki slash fiction is going to give Kirk and Spock a run for their money. You heard it here first.