I HONESTLY TRY NOT TO CARE ABOUT THE GOINGS-ON OF CABLE NEWS CLOWNS: Because they're clowns! They're funny, like clowns. They amuse me. Reasonably one should only care about how well they apply greasepaint, or how amusingly gigantic their shoes are, or how consistently they scare small children. So I really don't care that Hannity's charities are traveshamockeries. Especially since it's more sad than amusing, much like that large percentage of his audience that takes him completely seriously.